Wednesday, 14 February 2007

hApPy VaLeNtInE



BOY : I can't leave you ...
GIRL: Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.


BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??

GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY: Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life .................

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??

GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
GIRL: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL: Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL: I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL: Nah, it was plain bad luck

17 comments:

أميرة البلطجية said...

loooooooooooooool

and life goes on...
Regards

shams said...

wooooow , what a gr8 love you have in this post .. it's full of passion
u know what, this is very disappointing valentine but very unexpected and sooooooo funny ( many laughs )
thank you for putting a smile on my face

koukawy said...

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Sokomonoce said...

فقرى

Memo said...

lol
dih 7'n2a gedan
mal3on abo el7ob ely bshkl dah
ta7iatshy

esraa said...

ايه الرومانسيه دي يابني؟

shabfa2re said...

اميرة البلطجية
thanx ya baltageya & happy valantine
shams
u r welcome ya shams
:)

shabfa2re said...

koukawy
sokomonoce
انا فرحان انها عجبتكم وان شاء الله هناك المزيد واحسن كمان ونورتونى

shabfa2re said...

memo
mal3ono kaman marra
D: D: D:
esraa
شوفتى بقى
مش احسن ما يبقى مفيش رومانسية خالص

الأباصيرى said...

فالنتين اخر زمن

بجد حلوة

shabfa2re said...

الاباصيرى
ابو الاباصير منور يا حومبى
وعقبال ما نشوفك تختفل بالفالانطين بالطريقة اللظيظة دى

مصـ( الخير )ـعب said...

الحب ولع في الدرة

shabfa2re said...

مصاعيبووووووو
ههههههههههههه
نورتنى يا عسل
والحمدلله على سلامتك وشفائك

Iskanderani said...

Hallo شاب فقرى
it´s greet to read such text... would you eat somthing else please, beside Foul an Fla´fel ....
Thank you for ever... the game must go on Darling
Regards
Mamdouh

shabfa2re said...

iskanderani
منور يا جميل
fool w falafel w me7'allel

Just Me said...

حلووووووووو اوى
:)

Anonymous said...

福~
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